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Australia Deserves Better T-Shirt – Aussie Pride Satire Tee
Charcoal / S
$29.90
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• Printed to order
• Ships in 2-7 business days
• Tracking included
• No-drama fixes: misprint/damage/wrong item = reprint or refund (photo proof, 30 days).
• Shipping (AU): $12 first tee, +$2 each extra
• Classic unisex fit, 100% cotton
Size Chart - Gildan 5000
Gildan 5000 Unisex T-Shirt Sizing
- S: Width 18" (45.72 cm), Length 28" (71.12 cm), Sleeve 15" (38.35 cm)
- M: Width 20" (50.80 cm), Length 29" (73.66 cm), Sleeve 16.5" (41.91 cm)
- L: Width 22" (55.88 cm), Length 30" (76.20 cm), Sleeve 18" (45.72 cm)
- XL: Width 24" (60.96 cm), Length 31" (78.74 cm), Sleeve 19.5" (49.53 cm)
- 2XL: Width 26" (66.04 cm), Length 32" (81.28 cm), Sleeve 21" (53.34 cm)
- 3XL: Width 28" (71.12 cm), Length 33" (83.82 cm), Sleeve 22.5" (56.90 cm)
- 4XL: Width 30" (76.20 cm), Length 34" (86.36 cm), Sleeve 24" (60.20 cm)
- 5XL: Width 32" (81.28 cm), Length 35" (88.90 cm), Sleeve 25.5" (63.50 cm)
Measurements are approximate and taken from the center of the garment.
Manufacturing
Product sourcing: We use quality blank apparel sourced from trusted suppliers.
Made to order: Every piece is printed fresh when you order it — not dragged off a dusty warehouse shelf.
Smarter fulfilment: Where available, orders can be produced closer to the delivery address to cut down on unnecessary shipping and get them on the road faster.
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Australia Deserves Better T-Shirt – Aussie Pride Satire Tee
AUSTRALIA DESERVES BETTER THAN THIS SHIT
Watching the Australian flag get torched in the name of outrage?
That’s not protest — it’s disrespect, and it’s bullshit, mate.
This dark-humour statement tee is for true blue Aussies — the Weet-Bix kids who just want Australia to stay Australia. It’s for those fighting to protect our sanity, our country, and the old-school values that built this place, against the destructive madness that shows zero respect for them.
We can’t go to war like the ANZACs did — but we can call out bullshit when we see it, and we can make our disapproval known when the people, symbols, and sacrifices that shaped this Great Southern Land are treated with contempt.
Wear it to the pub, the footy, or anywhere common sense still exists — and let the message speak for itself.
Heavyweight cotton — built tough like the people who wear it.
Classic unisex fit — size up for oversized.
• 100% pre-shrunk cotton (Gildan 5000)
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low (keeps the print perfect)
Give Australia a fair go and she’ll give one back.
AusPost wants around $12 for the first one — then it’s only +$2 each extra tee.
Buying just one is a rookie move, grab one for ya mate too!. 🍻
• Printed to order
• Ships in 2-7 business days
• Tracking included
• No-drama fixes: misprint/damage/wrong item = reprint or refund (photo proof, 30 days).
• Shipping (AU): $12 first tee, +$2 each extra
• Classic unisex fit, 100% cotton
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Manufacturing
Our products are manufactured both locally and globally. We carefully select our manufacturing partners to ensure our products are high quality and a fair value.
$29.90