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• No-drama fixes: misprint/damage/wrong item = reprint or refund (photo proof, 30 days).
• Shipping (AU): $12 first tee, +$2 each extra
• Classic unisex fit, 100% cotton
Size Chart - Gildan 5000
Gildan 5000 Unisex T-Shirt Sizing
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A blue‑haired puppet on strings, eyes cooked, syringes hanging out, scrambling for a big red button that says BE OFFENDED. If you’ve ever wondered how outrage happens so fast these days — congratulations, here’s the diagram.
This Australian parody t‑shirt is a piss take on outrage culture, pharma vibes, and people who don’t think anymore — they just react. Pull the strings, hit the button, scream on cue. Rinse and repeat. Doesn’t matter what the topic is — someone else already decided how you’re meant to feel.
It’s not deep. It’s not polite. It's truth.
Wear it to the pub, protests, festivals, or even the local quack. Expect laughs, nods, bitterly confused fluorescent hair and one bloke quietly saying, “Yeah, that's spot on mate.”
Heavyweight cotton with no strings attached.
Classic unisex fit — size up for oversized.
• 100% pre‑shrunk cotton (Gildan 5000)
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low (keeps the print perfect)
Choose what offends you. Brain not included.
AusPost wants around $12 for the first one — then it’s only +$2 each extra tee.
Buying just one is a rookie move, grab one for ya mate too!. 🍻
• Printed to order
• Ships in 2-7 business days
• Tracking included
• No-drama fixes: misprint/damage/wrong item = reprint or refund (photo proof, 30 days).
• Shipping (AU): $12 first tee, +$2 each extra
• Classic unisex fit, 100% cotton
We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.
Our products are manufactured both locally and globally. We carefully select our manufacturing partners to ensure our products are high quality and a fair value.
Secure Checkout
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Satisfaction Guaranteed
30-day money back guarantee
Fast Shipping
2-7 business days with tracking