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• Ships in 2-7 business days
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• No-drama fixes: misprint/damage/wrong item = reprint or refund (photo proof, 30 days).
• Shipping (AU): $12 first tee, +$2 each extra
• Classic unisex fit, 100% cotton
Size Chart - Gildan 5000
Gildan 5000 Unisex T-Shirt Sizing
Measurements are approximate and taken from the center of the garment.
Product sourcing: We use quality blank apparel sourced from trusted suppliers.
Made to order: Every piece is printed fresh when you order it — not dragged off a dusty warehouse shelf.
Smarter fulfilment: Where available, orders can be produced closer to the delivery address to cut down on unnecessary shipping and get them on the road faster.
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Looks wholesome from a distance. Then you get closer.
This isn’t a movement. It’s not a statement. It’s a visual aid — the most blunt, least subtle interpretation of four letters ever printed on cotton. Legs. Gun. Booty. Tits. No footnotes, no seminars, no sensitivity training.
This tee exists purely to take the piss. It drags a serious acronym straight back to the pub, pins it to the wall, and lets crude Aussie humour do the talking. Juvenile? Absolutely. Confusing on purpose? 100%. That’s the whole joke.
It’s the kind of shirt that works best where drinks are flowing, filters are off, and someone inevitably says, “That’s fucked… I love it.” Expect double-takes, nervous laughs, and at least one bloke pretending not to laugh while absolutely laughing.
Heavyweight cotton that stays straight-faced while the joke does the opposite.
Classic unisex fit — size up if you like it loose.
• 100% pre‑shrunk cotton (Gildan 5000)
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low (keeps the print sharp)
Support the joke. Interpret responsibly.
AusPost wants around $12 for the first one — then it’s only +$2 each extra tee.
Buying just one is a rookie move, grab one for ya mate too!. 🍻
• Printed to order
• Ships in 2-7 business days
• Tracking included
• No-drama fixes: misprint/damage/wrong item = reprint or refund (photo proof, 30 days).
• Shipping (AU): $12 first tee, +$2 each extra
• Classic unisex fit, 100% cotton
We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.
Our products are manufactured both locally and globally. We carefully select our manufacturing partners to ensure our products are high quality and a fair value.
Secure Checkout
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Satisfaction Guaranteed
30-day money back guarantee
Fast Shipping
2-7 business days with tracking