WITH A FCK FCK HERE AND A FCK FCK THERE — T-Shirt | Aussie Zero-F*cks Humour

Charcoal / S

$29.90

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WITH A FCK FCK HERE AND A FCK FCK THERE — T-Shirt | Aussie Zero-F*cks Humour

• Printed to order

• Ships in 2-7 business days

• Tracking included

• No-drama fixes: misprint/damage/wrong item = reprint or refund (photo proof, 30 days).

• Shipping (AU): $12 first tee, +$2 each extra

• Classic unisex fit, 100% cotton

Gildan 5000 Unisex T-Shirt Sizing

S: Width 18" (45.72 cm), Length 28" (71.12 cm), Sleeve 15" (38.35 cm)
M: Width 20" (50.80 cm), Length 29" (73.66 cm), Sleeve 16.5" (41.91 cm)
L: Width 22" (55.88 cm), Length 30" (76.20 cm), Sleeve 18" (45.72 cm)
XL: Width 24" (60.96 cm), Length 31" (78.74 cm), Sleeve 19.5" (49.53 cm)
2XL: Width 26" (66.04 cm), Length 32" (81.28 cm), Sleeve 21" (53.34 cm)
3XL: Width 28" (71.12 cm), Length 33" (83.82 cm), Sleeve 22.5" (56.90 cm)
4XL: Width 30" (76.20 cm), Length 34" (86.36 cm), Sleeve 24" (60.20 cm)
5XL: Width 32" (81.28 cm), Length 35" (88.90 cm), Sleeve 25.5" (63.50 cm)

Measurements are approximate and taken from the center of the garment.

Product sourcing: We use quality blank apparel sourced from trusted suppliers.

Made to order: Every piece is printed fresh when you order it — not dragged off a dusty warehouse shelf.

Smarter fulfilment: Where available, orders can be produced closer to the delivery address to cut down on unnecessary shipping and get them on the road faster.

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$29.90

WITH A FCK FCK HERE AND A FCK FCK THERE — T-Shirt | Aussie Zero-F*cks Humour

WITH A FCK FCK HERE AND A FCK FCK THERE — T-SHIRT

Old MacDonald grew up and stopped pretending to care.

A new take on a golden oldie, a nursery rhyme remix for adults who’ve run out of patience and politeness. Featuring a stern rooster that’s seen more than you and absolutely does not give a single f*ck about your expectations.

It’s childish, it’s aggressive, and it’s weirdly poetic. The kind of shirt that gives people licence to have a laugh, remember - life is not a dick, don't take it too hard!

Wear it to the pub, the beach, festivals, or anywhere you don't give a fark. Expect smirks and nervous giggles, and maybe some rude stares - but you dont care.

Heavyweight cotton that doesn’t give a f*ck — even when everyone else does.

Classic unisex fit — size up for oversized.
• 100% pre-shrunk cotton (Gildan 5000)
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low (keeps the print perfect)

No apologies. Just a rooster, a rhyme, and zero f*cks left to give.

AusPost wants around $12 for the first one — then it’s only +$2 each extra tee.

Buying just one is a rookie move, grab one for ya mate too!. 🍻

• Printed to order

• Ships in 2-7 business days

• Tracking included

• No-drama fixes: misprint/damage/wrong item = reprint or refund (photo proof, 30 days).

• Shipping (AU): $12 first tee, +$2 each extra

• Classic unisex fit, 100% cotton

We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.

Our products are manufactured both locally and globally. We carefully select our manufacturing partners to ensure our products are high quality and a fair value.