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Be Offended T-Shirt | Aussie Outrage Culture Satire
Light Blue / S
$29.90
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• Printed to order
• Ships in 2-7 business days
• Tracking included
• No-drama fixes: misprint/damage/wrong item = reprint or refund (photo proof, 30 days).
• Shipping (AU): $12 first tee, +$2 each extra
• Classic unisex fit, 100% cotton
Size Chart - Gildan 5000
Gildan 5000 Unisex T-Shirt Sizing
- S: Width 18" (45.72 cm), Length 28" (71.12 cm), Sleeve 15" (38.35 cm)
- M: Width 20" (50.80 cm), Length 29" (73.66 cm), Sleeve 16.5" (41.91 cm)
- L: Width 22" (55.88 cm), Length 30" (76.20 cm), Sleeve 18" (45.72 cm)
- XL: Width 24" (60.96 cm), Length 31" (78.74 cm), Sleeve 19.5" (49.53 cm)
- 2XL: Width 26" (66.04 cm), Length 32" (81.28 cm), Sleeve 21" (53.34 cm)
- 3XL: Width 28" (71.12 cm), Length 33" (83.82 cm), Sleeve 22.5" (56.90 cm)
- 4XL: Width 30" (76.20 cm), Length 34" (86.36 cm), Sleeve 24" (60.20 cm)
- 5XL: Width 32" (81.28 cm), Length 35" (88.90 cm), Sleeve 25.5" (63.50 cm)
Measurements are approximate and taken from the center of the garment.
Manufacturing
Product sourcing: We use quality blank apparel sourced from trusted suppliers.
Made to order: Every piece is printed fresh when you order it — not dragged off a dusty warehouse shelf.
Smarter fulfilment: Where available, orders can be produced closer to the delivery address to cut down on unnecessary shipping and get them on the road faster.
$29.90
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Be Offended T-Shirt | Aussie Outrage Culture Satire
BE OFFENDED — T-SHIRT
Press here to lose your shit.
A blue‑haired puppet on strings, eyes cooked, syringes hanging out, scrambling for a big red button that says BE OFFENDED. If you’ve ever wondered how outrage happens so fast these days — congratulations, here’s the diagram.
This Australian parody t‑shirt is a piss take on outrage culture, pharma vibes, and people who don’t think anymore — they just react. Pull the strings, hit the button, scream on cue. Rinse and repeat. Doesn’t matter what the topic is — someone else already decided how you’re meant to feel.
It’s not deep. It’s not polite. It's truth.
Wear it to the pub, protests, festivals, or even the local quack. Expect laughs, nods, bitterly confused fluorescent hair and one bloke quietly saying, “Yeah, that's spot on mate.”
Heavyweight cotton with no strings attached.
Classic unisex fit — size up for oversized.
• 100% pre‑shrunk cotton (Gildan 5000)
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low (keeps the print perfect)
Choose what offends you. Brain not included.
AusPost wants around $12 for the first one — then it’s only +$2 each extra tee.
Buying just one is a rookie move, grab one for ya mate too!. 🍻
• Printed to order
• Ships in 2-7 business days
• Tracking included
• No-drama fixes: misprint/damage/wrong item = reprint or refund (photo proof, 30 days).
• Shipping (AU): $12 first tee, +$2 each extra
• Classic unisex fit, 100% cotton
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Manufacturing
Our products are manufactured both locally and globally. We carefully select our manufacturing partners to ensure our products are high quality and a fair value.
$29.90