Chicken Jockey Motherclucker T-Shirt – Funny Minecraft Parody Gamer Tee
CHICKEN JOCKEY
MOTHERCLUCKER
The surprise attack that ends every peaceful Minecraft session in pure chaos.
This funny gaming meme shirt is the ultimate sarcastic tee and rude humour gift for Minecraft fans, gamers, kids, and parents who’ve heard “just one more minute” for the 47th time tonight.
Wear it to school drop-offs, gaming nights, family dinners, or anywhere pixel panic is just one spawn away — and watch the laughs (and groans) hit harder than a surprise zombie rush.
Ultra-soft heavyweight cotton — survives rage quits and snack spills.
Classic unisex fit — size up for oversized.
• 100% pre-shrunk cotton (Gildan 5000)
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low (keeps the print perfect)
Original parody art — not affiliated with Minecraft.
100% cluck-approved mayhem.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean