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• Shipping (AU): $12 first tee, +$2 each extra
• Classic unisex fit, 100% cotton
Size Chart - Gildan 5000
Gildan 5000 Unisex T-Shirt Sizing
Measurements are approximate and taken from the center of the garment.
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ALBOZO — HOODIE
The ALP presents… The Incredible Liar.
A circus-style parody hoodie turning Canberra theatre into a travelling sideshow. Big top energy, painted grin, and a nose that grows every time the script changes. If you’ve ever felt like you’re watching a performance instead of leadership, this one’s for you.
Wear it to the pub, protests, BBQs, election night drinks, or anywhere political bullshit is discussed with a beer in hand. Expect laughs from people who get it, glares from people who don’t, and plenty of 'ken oaths!' from fellow aussies.
Midweight cotton mix that doesn’t fold under pressure like this bloke does.
Classic unisex fit — size up for oversized.
Kangaroo pouch pocket to keep hands warm and hold stuff.
ALBOZO - Bout as handy as a hard-on at a funeral and completely limp when it counts.
Product features
- Mid-weight 50/50 cotton-poly fleece for warmth and durability
- Double-lined hood with matching drawcord for added structure
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner look and reduced fabric waste
- DTG/DTF-ready printing and optional embroidery placements (back, chest, wrists)
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
AusPost wants around $12 for the first one — then it’s only +$2 each extra tee.
Buying just one is a rookie move, grab one for ya mate too!. 🍻
• Printed to order
• Ships in 2-7 business days
• Tracking included
• No-drama fixes: misprint/damage/wrong item = reprint or refund (photo proof, 30 days).
• Shipping (AU): $12 first tee, +$2 each extra
• Classic unisex fit, 100% cotton
We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.
Our products are manufactured both locally and globally. We carefully select our manufacturing partners to ensure our products are high quality and a fair value.
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