Cow Farts Are Destroying the World T-Shirt – Funny Climate Satire Tee
Cow Farts Are Destroying the World T-Shirt – Funny Climate Satire Tee
COW FARTS ARE DESTROYING THE WORLD
(100% grade-A sarcasm, zero percent guilt)
This funny offensive shirt is the perfect sarcastic tee and rude humour gift for steak lovers, ranchers, BBQ kings, and anyone who thinks private jets might be a bigger problem than Bessie’s burps.
Wear it to the next climate protest, grocery run, or vegan potluck and watch the panic set in.
Ultra-soft heavyweight cotton — built for comfort, not compliance.
Classic unisex fit — size up for oversized.
• 100% pre-shrunk cotton (Gildan 5000)
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low (keeps the print perfect)
Save the planet: eat the cow before it farts again.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | 76.20 | 81.28 |
| Length, cm | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 | 86.36 | 88.90 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), cm | 38.35 | 41.91 | 45.72 | 49.53 | 53.34 | 56.90 | 60.20 | 63.50 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean