Department of Government Thinking T-Shirt | Aussie Political Satire Tee

Department of Government Thinking T-Shirt | Aussie Political Satire Tee

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$29.90
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• Printed to order

• Ships in 2-7 business days

• Tracking included

• No-drama fixes: misprint/damage/wrong item = reprint or refund (photo proof, 30 days).

• Shipping (AU): $12 first tee, +$2 each extra

• Classic unisex fit, 100% cotton



Size Chart - Gildan 5000

Gildan 5000 Unisex T-Shirt Sizing


  • S: Width 18" (45.72 cm), Length 28" (71.12 cm), Sleeve 15" (38.35 cm)
  • M: Width 20" (50.80 cm), Length 29" (73.66 cm), Sleeve 16.5" (41.91 cm)
  • L: Width 22" (55.88 cm), Length 30" (76.20 cm), Sleeve 18" (45.72 cm)
  • XL: Width 24" (60.96 cm), Length 31" (78.74 cm), Sleeve 19.5" (49.53 cm)
  • 2XL: Width 26" (66.04 cm), Length 32" (81.28 cm), Sleeve 21" (53.34 cm)
  • 3XL: Width 28" (71.12 cm), Length 33" (83.82 cm), Sleeve 22.5" (56.90 cm)
  • 4XL: Width 30" (76.20 cm), Length 34" (86.36 cm), Sleeve 24" (60.20 cm)
  • 5XL: Width 32" (81.28 cm), Length 35" (88.90 cm), Sleeve 25.5" (63.50 cm)


Measurements are approximate and taken from the center of the garment.

Manufacturing

Product sourcing: We use quality blank apparel sourced from trusted suppliers.

Made to order: Every piece is printed fresh when you order it — not dragged off a dusty warehouse shelf.

Smarter fulfilment: Where available, orders can be produced closer to the delivery address to cut down on unnecessary shipping and get them on the road faster.

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$29.90

Department of Government Thinking T-Shirt | Aussie Political Satire Tee

DEPARTMENT OF GOVERNMENT THINKING — T-SHIRT

Please wait outside. Processing bullshit.

This one’s a straight piss‑take at politicians whose ideas look like they’ve been cooked up in the thunderbox, then flung at the country like we’re meant to clap. These clowns may as well shit in their hands and clap. Can’t think properly. Can’t govern properly. Can’t even use a dunny properly.

Wear it to the pub, the servo, the BBQ, or anywhere politics comes up and common sense gets flushed first. Expect laughs, nods, and at least one bloke saying, “Yeah… that’s about right.”

Heavyweight cotton that holds together better than most government policy.

Classic unisex fit — size up for oversized.
• 100% pre-shrunk cotton (Gildan 5000)
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low (keeps the print perfect)

Grubberment. All shit. No thinking.

 


AusPost wants around $12 for the first one — then it’s only +$2 each extra tee.

Buying just one is a rookie move, grab one for ya mate too!. 🍻


• Printed to order

• Ships in 2-7 business days

• Tracking included

• No-drama fixes: misprint/damage/wrong item = reprint or refund (photo proof, 30 days).

• Shipping (AU): $12 first tee, +$2 each extra

• Classic unisex fit, 100% cotton



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$29.90

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