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• Printed to order
• Ships in 2-7 business days
• Tracking included
• No-drama fixes: misprint/damage/wrong item = reprint or refund (photo proof, 30 days).
• Shipping (AU): $12 first tee, +$2 each extra
• Classic unisex fit, 100% cotton
Size Chart - Gildan 5000
Gildan 5000 Unisex T-Shirt Sizing
Measurements are approximate and taken from the center of the garment.
Product sourcing: We use quality blank apparel sourced from trusted suppliers.
Made to order: Every piece is printed fresh when you order it — not dragged off a dusty warehouse shelf.
Smarter fulfilment: Where available, orders can be produced closer to the delivery address to cut down on unnecessary shipping and get them on the road faster.
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I CUNT SPELL / DYSLEXIC AND FEADY TO RUCK
A ceramic middle finger to the entire dictionary.
One side proudly declares “I Cunt Spell” — the other fires back with “Dyslexic and Feady to Ruck.”
Two sides. Twice the offence. Zero apologies.
This funny offensive mug is the perfect dark-humour gift for spelling disasters, grammar rebels, and anyone who believes attitude matters more than autocorrect. Guaranteed to make Karens clutch pearls and English teachers question their career choices.
Built for coffee, tea, or whatever fuels bad decisions before 9am.
Microwave and dishwasher safe — because even chaos deserves convenience.
Available in 11oz (standard damage) or 15oz (maximum menace).
Durable glossy ceramic with crisp, high-quality print that won’t fade after a few washes.
Because spelling is optional — confidence isn’t.
Spell it however the f*ck you want!
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
AusPost wants around $12 for the first one — then it’s only +$2 each extra tee.
Buying just one is a rookie move, grab one for ya mate too!. 🍻
• Printed to order
• Ships in 2-7 business days
• Tracking included
• No-drama fixes: misprint/damage/wrong item = reprint or refund (photo proof, 30 days).
• Shipping (AU): $12 first tee, +$2 each extra
• Classic unisex fit, 100% cotton
We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.
Our products are manufactured both locally and globally. We carefully select our manufacturing partners to ensure our products are high quality and a fair value.
Secure Checkout
SSL encrypted payments
Satisfaction Guaranteed
30-day money back guarantee
Fast Shipping
2-7 business days with tracking