Double-Sided Reality Check Mug – Woke Math / My Car Identifies as Registered

Double-Sided Reality Check Mug – Woke Math / My Car Identifies as Registered

11oz
$9.86
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• Printed to order

• Ships in 2-7 business days

• Tracking included

• No-drama fixes: misprint/damage/wrong item = reprint or refund (photo proof, 30 days).

• Shipping (AU): $12 first tee, +$2 each extra

• Classic unisex fit, 100% cotton



Size Chart - Gildan 5000

Gildan 5000 Unisex T-Shirt Sizing


  • S: Width 18" (45.72 cm), Length 28" (71.12 cm), Sleeve 15" (38.35 cm)
  • M: Width 20" (50.80 cm), Length 29" (73.66 cm), Sleeve 16.5" (41.91 cm)
  • L: Width 22" (55.88 cm), Length 30" (76.20 cm), Sleeve 18" (45.72 cm)
  • XL: Width 24" (60.96 cm), Length 31" (78.74 cm), Sleeve 19.5" (49.53 cm)
  • 2XL: Width 26" (66.04 cm), Length 32" (81.28 cm), Sleeve 21" (53.34 cm)
  • 3XL: Width 28" (71.12 cm), Length 33" (83.82 cm), Sleeve 22.5" (56.90 cm)
  • 4XL: Width 30" (76.20 cm), Length 34" (86.36 cm), Sleeve 24" (60.20 cm)
  • 5XL: Width 32" (81.28 cm), Length 35" (88.90 cm), Sleeve 25.5" (63.50 cm)


Measurements are approximate and taken from the center of the garment.

Manufacturing

Product sourcing: We use quality blank apparel sourced from trusted suppliers.

Made to order: Every piece is printed fresh when you order it — not dragged off a dusty warehouse shelf.

Smarter fulfilment: Where available, orders can be produced closer to the delivery address to cut down on unnecessary shipping and get them on the road faster.

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$9.86

Double-Sided Reality Check Mug – Woke Math / My Car Identifies as Registered

One mug. Two sides. Zero tolerance for nonsense.
One side serves Woke Math — where 2+2 equals whatever you feel.
Flip it for My Car Identifies As Registered — because reality still exists.

11oz of cold, hard reality in ceramic form.
The only mug capable of offending pronouns, feelings, and basic arithmetic at the same time.

Perfect for coffee, diesel, or the tears of people who need a safe space from facts.
Microwave & dishwasher safe. Trigger warnings not included.

 

Have a cup of common sense.
Drink like 2+2 still equals 4 — and help save the world, one sip at a time.

  11oz
Height, cm 9.50
Diameter, cm 8.00

 



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap


AusPost wants around $12 for the first one — then it’s only +$2 each extra tee.

Buying just one is a rookie move, grab one for ya mate too!. 🍻


• Printed to order

• Ships in 2-7 business days

• Tracking included

• No-drama fixes: misprint/damage/wrong item = reprint or refund (photo proof, 30 days).

• Shipping (AU): $12 first tee, +$2 each extra

• Classic unisex fit, 100% cotton



Shipping

We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.

Manufacturing

Our products are manufactured both locally and globally. We carefully select our manufacturing partners to ensure our products are high quality and a fair value.

Payment methods
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  • Apple Pay
  • Google Pay
  • Mastercard
  • PayPal
  • Shop Pay
  • Union Pay
  • Visa
$9.86

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