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Go Woke Go Broke 2026 Hoodie – Funny Offensive Anti-Woke Pullover
S / Pink Lemonade
$50.00
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• Printed to order
• Ships in 2-7 business days
• Tracking included
• No-drama fixes: misprint/damage/wrong item = reprint or refund (photo proof, 30 days).
• Shipping (AU): $12 first tee, +$2 each extra
• Classic unisex fit, 100% cotton
Size Chart - Gildan 5000
Gildan 5000 Unisex T-Shirt Sizing
- S: Width 18" (45.72 cm), Length 28" (71.12 cm), Sleeve 15" (38.35 cm)
- M: Width 20" (50.80 cm), Length 29" (73.66 cm), Sleeve 16.5" (41.91 cm)
- L: Width 22" (55.88 cm), Length 30" (76.20 cm), Sleeve 18" (45.72 cm)
- XL: Width 24" (60.96 cm), Length 31" (78.74 cm), Sleeve 19.5" (49.53 cm)
- 2XL: Width 26" (66.04 cm), Length 32" (81.28 cm), Sleeve 21" (53.34 cm)
- 3XL: Width 28" (71.12 cm), Length 33" (83.82 cm), Sleeve 22.5" (56.90 cm)
- 4XL: Width 30" (76.20 cm), Length 34" (86.36 cm), Sleeve 24" (60.20 cm)
- 5XL: Width 32" (81.28 cm), Length 35" (88.90 cm), Sleeve 25.5" (63.50 cm)
Measurements are approximate and taken from the center of the garment.
Manufacturing
Product sourcing: We use quality blank apparel sourced from trusted suppliers.
Made to order: Every piece is printed fresh when you order it — not dragged off a dusty warehouse shelf.
Smarter fulfilment: Where available, orders can be produced closer to the delivery address to cut down on unnecessary shipping and get them on the road faster.
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Go Woke Go Broke 2026 Hoodie – Funny Offensive Anti-Woke Pullover
GO WOKE GO BROKE 2026
The timeless prophecy that keeps proving itself every time a company decides feelings > profits.
This funny offensive anti-woke hoodie is the ultimate sarcastic pullover and rude humor gift for anyone watching corporations self-destruct in real time – perfect dark humor for conservatives, libertarians, or just people tired of rainbow capitalism.Stay warm and cozy from frosty stares, in this snug-fit, zero sh!ts hoodie for heroes.
Perfect for cold weather, colder takes, and watching the world lose its collective mind one pronoun at a time.
Because biology isn’t a suggestion and this hoodie doesn’t negotiate with feelings.
This funny offensive anti-woke hoodie is the ultimate sarcastic pullover and rude humor gift for anyone watching corporations self-destruct in real time – perfect dark humor for conservatives, libertarians, or just people tired of rainbow capitalism.Stay warm and cozy from frosty stares, in this snug-fit, zero sh!ts hoodie for heroes.
Perfect for cold weather, colder takes, and watching the world lose its collective mind one pronoun at a time.
Because biology isn’t a suggestion and this hoodie doesn’t negotiate with feelings.
Relaxed fit with dropped shoulders, large pouch pocket, and color-matched jersey-lined hood for extra warmth.
Medium-heavy 8.4 oz fabric (80% cotton / 20% poly) that’s soft as hell and built to last.• Machine wash cold (max 30C), gentle cycle
• Tumble dry low heat
• Iron low if needed – no dryclean
Medium-heavy 8.4 oz fabric (80% cotton / 20% poly) that’s soft as hell and built to last.• Machine wash cold (max 30C), gentle cycle
• Tumble dry low heat
• Iron low if needed – no dryclean
2026 edition – Because broke always delivers, if you go woke.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 34.00 | 35.00 | 36.00 | 37.00 | 38.00 | 39.00 | 40.00 | 41.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
AusPost wants around $12 for the first one — then it’s only +$2 each extra tee.
Buying just one is a rookie move, grab one for ya mate too!. 🍻
• Printed to order
• Ships in 2-7 business days
• Tracking included
• No-drama fixes: misprint/damage/wrong item = reprint or refund (photo proof, 30 days).
• Shipping (AU): $12 first tee, +$2 each extra
• Classic unisex fit, 100% cotton
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Manufacturing
Our products are manufactured both locally and globally. We carefully select our manufacturing partners to ensure our products are high quality and a fair value.
$50.00