I Identify As Vaccinated – Funny Anti-Mandate Satire T-Shirt
I Identify As Vaccinated – Funny Anti-Mandate Satire T-Shirt
I IDENTIFY AS VACCINATED
Because apparently that’s how it works now.
This funny offensive tee is a sarcastic shot at mask theatre, endless mandates, and “two weeks” that somehow stretched into years. Perfect for anyone who’s done pretending compliance equals science.
Wear it to the gym, the grocery store, your kid’s school board meeting, or the next trust-the-science lecture and watch faces turn the same colour as expired booster cards.
Heavyweight cotton — holds up better than pandemic logic.
Classic unisex fit — size up for oversized.
• 100% pre-shrunk cotton (Gildan 5000)
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low (keeps the print perfect)
No needles required. Immunity 100% self-identified.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean