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MEAT IS MURDER — F*CKING DELICIOUS T-Shirt | Aussie BBQ Satire
Light Blue / S
$29.90
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• Printed to order
• Ships in 2-7 business days
• Tracking included
• No-drama fixes: misprint/damage/wrong item = reprint or refund (photo proof, 30 days).
• Shipping (AU): $12 first tee, +$2 each extra
• Classic unisex fit, 100% cotton
Size Chart - Gildan 5000
Gildan 5000 Unisex T-Shirt Sizing
- S: Width 18" (45.72 cm), Length 28" (71.12 cm), Sleeve 15" (38.35 cm)
- M: Width 20" (50.80 cm), Length 29" (73.66 cm), Sleeve 16.5" (41.91 cm)
- L: Width 22" (55.88 cm), Length 30" (76.20 cm), Sleeve 18" (45.72 cm)
- XL: Width 24" (60.96 cm), Length 31" (78.74 cm), Sleeve 19.5" (49.53 cm)
- 2XL: Width 26" (66.04 cm), Length 32" (81.28 cm), Sleeve 21" (53.34 cm)
- 3XL: Width 28" (71.12 cm), Length 33" (83.82 cm), Sleeve 22.5" (56.90 cm)
- 4XL: Width 30" (76.20 cm), Length 34" (86.36 cm), Sleeve 24" (60.20 cm)
- 5XL: Width 32" (81.28 cm), Length 35" (88.90 cm), Sleeve 25.5" (63.50 cm)
Measurements are approximate and taken from the center of the garment.
Manufacturing
Product sourcing: We use quality blank apparel sourced from trusted suppliers.
Made to order: Every piece is printed fresh when you order it — not dragged off a dusty warehouse shelf.
Smarter fulfilment: Where available, orders can be produced closer to the delivery address to cut down on unnecessary shipping and get them on the road faster.
$29.90
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MEAT IS MURDER — F*CKING DELICIOUS T-Shirt | Aussie BBQ Satire
MEAT IS MURDER — F*CKING DELICIOUS
A slogan correction, BBQ edition.
It starts like a lecture and ends like dinner. The world’s most dramatic food slogan gets crossed out and replaced with the honest review nobody needed a placard to figure out. Equal parts satirical shirt and Australian parody t-shirt, it says exactly what it means — loudly, proudly, and with sauce on its chin.
This tee isn’t here to debate ethics or carbon footprints — it’s here to acknowledge a simple truth: fire + meat = happiness. A proper Australian parody t-shirt for steak tragics, snag snobs, and anyone who’s ever nodded politely while planning their next feed.
Wear it to the pub, the BBQ, camping trips, festivals, or anywhere food opinions get loud and logic leaves early. Expect laughs, mock outrage, and at least one person drooling over the thought of a Wagyu fillet.
Heavyweight cotton that can handle the heat in the kitchen.
Classic unisex fit — size up for oversized.
• 100% pre-shrunk cotton (Gildan 5000)
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low (keeps the print perfect)
No argument. No apology. Pass the sauce.
AusPost wants around $12 for the first one — then it’s only +$2 each extra tee.
Buying just one is a rookie move, grab one for ya mate too!. 🍻
• Printed to order
• Ships in 2-7 business days
• Tracking included
• No-drama fixes: misprint/damage/wrong item = reprint or refund (photo proof, 30 days).
• Shipping (AU): $12 first tee, +$2 each extra
• Classic unisex fit, 100% cotton
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We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.
Manufacturing
Our products are manufactured both locally and globally. We carefully select our manufacturing partners to ensure our products are high quality and a fair value.
$29.90