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T-Shirt — 'Enjoy Cocaine' Parody Logo Tee
Charcoal / S
$15.83
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• Printed to order
• Ships in 2-7 business days
• Tracking included
• No-drama fixes: misprint/damage/wrong item = reprint or refund (photo proof, 30 days).
• Shipping (AU): $12 first tee, +$2 each extra
• Classic unisex fit, 100% cotton
Size Chart - Gildan 5000
Gildan 5000 Unisex T-Shirt Sizing
- S: Width 18" (45.72 cm), Length 28" (71.12 cm), Sleeve 15" (38.35 cm)
- M: Width 20" (50.80 cm), Length 29" (73.66 cm), Sleeve 16.5" (41.91 cm)
- L: Width 22" (55.88 cm), Length 30" (76.20 cm), Sleeve 18" (45.72 cm)
- XL: Width 24" (60.96 cm), Length 31" (78.74 cm), Sleeve 19.5" (49.53 cm)
- 2XL: Width 26" (66.04 cm), Length 32" (81.28 cm), Sleeve 21" (53.34 cm)
- 3XL: Width 28" (71.12 cm), Length 33" (83.82 cm), Sleeve 22.5" (56.90 cm)
- 4XL: Width 30" (76.20 cm), Length 34" (86.36 cm), Sleeve 24" (60.20 cm)
- 5XL: Width 32" (81.28 cm), Length 35" (88.90 cm), Sleeve 25.5" (63.50 cm)
Measurements are approximate and taken from the center of the garment.
Manufacturing
Product sourcing: We use quality blank apparel sourced from trusted suppliers.
Made to order: Every piece is printed fresh when you order it — not dragged off a dusty warehouse shelf.
Smarter fulfilment: Where available, orders can be produced closer to the delivery address to cut down on unnecessary shipping and get them on the road faster.
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T-Shirt — 'Enjoy Cocaine' Parody Logo Tee
ENJOY COCAINE — T-SHIRT
Did somebody say nose beers.
I think we all know where this parody comes from, a not so subtle nod to days gone by when charlie lived inside the red can.
This Australian parody t-shirt is for the legends who live for double-takes, dumb wordplay, and watching people try to work out if it’s coke… or coke. A funny graphic tee that gives a wink to nightclub toilet seats worldwide.
Wear it to the pub, festivals, parties, the servo at 11pm, or anywhere the party rolls on. Expect smirks, nervous laughs, and at least one random asking "got any booger sugar mate!
Heavyweight cotton that stays clean — even when you don't.
Classic unisex fit — size up for oversized.
• 100% pre-shrunk cotton (Gildan 5000)
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low (keeps the print perfect)
Drugs are bad kids, so is coke. Don't do either.
AusPost wants around $12 for the first one — then it’s only +$2 each extra tee.
Buying just one is a rookie move, grab one for ya mate too!. 🍻
• Printed to order
• Ships in 2-7 business days
• Tracking included
• No-drama fixes: misprint/damage/wrong item = reprint or refund (photo proof, 30 days).
• Shipping (AU): $12 first tee, +$2 each extra
• Classic unisex fit, 100% cotton
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Manufacturing
Our products are manufactured both locally and globally. We carefully select our manufacturing partners to ensure our products are high quality and a fair value.
$15.83