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TOP CUNT Trucker Cap | Aussie Top Gun Satire
One size / Black
$29.90
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• Printed to order
• Ships in 2-7 business days
• Tracking included
• No-drama fixes: misprint/damage/wrong item = reprint or refund (photo proof, 30 days).
• Shipping (AU): $12 first tee, +$2 each extra
• Classic unisex fit, 100% cotton
Size Chart - Gildan 5000
Gildan 5000 Unisex T-Shirt Sizing
- S: Width 18" (45.72 cm), Length 28" (71.12 cm), Sleeve 15" (38.35 cm)
- M: Width 20" (50.80 cm), Length 29" (73.66 cm), Sleeve 16.5" (41.91 cm)
- L: Width 22" (55.88 cm), Length 30" (76.20 cm), Sleeve 18" (45.72 cm)
- XL: Width 24" (60.96 cm), Length 31" (78.74 cm), Sleeve 19.5" (49.53 cm)
- 2XL: Width 26" (66.04 cm), Length 32" (81.28 cm), Sleeve 21" (53.34 cm)
- 3XL: Width 28" (71.12 cm), Length 33" (83.82 cm), Sleeve 22.5" (56.90 cm)
- 4XL: Width 30" (76.20 cm), Length 34" (86.36 cm), Sleeve 24" (60.20 cm)
- 5XL: Width 32" (81.28 cm), Length 35" (88.90 cm), Sleeve 25.5" (63.50 cm)
Measurements are approximate and taken from the center of the garment.
Manufacturing
Product sourcing: We use quality blank apparel sourced from trusted suppliers.
Made to order: Every piece is printed fresh when you order it — not dragged off a dusty warehouse shelf.
Smarter fulfilment: Where available, orders can be produced closer to the delivery address to cut down on unnecessary shipping and get them on the road faster.
$29.90
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TOP CUNT Trucker Cap | Aussie Top Gun Satire
TOP CUNT — TRUCKER CAP
Talk to me, Goose.
This isn’t a nickname — it’s a call sign.
For the bloke who flies low, breaks rules, and somehow still gets the salute. A satirical Australian trucker cap for anyone who knows confidence isn’t loud — it’s calibrated.
Wear it to the pub, the servo, the BBQ, or anywhere egos are measured in eye contact and silence. Expect nods from legends, side-eyes from HR types, and someone quietly admitting this might be the most accurate cap in the room.
High-profile trucker cap with attitude.
Classic snapback fit — one size fits most.
• Soft cotton/poly blend front with breathable mesh back
• Six-panel, mid-profile structured crown
• Pre-curved visor for all-day comfort
• Adjustable snapback closure
Because you’re not the best pilot in the room — you’re the Top Cunt.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Yupoong 6606, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Spot clean the hat with mild, diluted detergent before submerging it completely in water. Let it soak for up to 15 minutes. Then, rinse the hat thoroughly in warm or cold water before gently patting it dry with a towel, reshaping it and leaving it to air dry.
AusPost wants around $12 for the first one — then it’s only +$2 each extra tee.
Buying just one is a rookie move, grab one for ya mate too!. 🍻
• Printed to order
• Ships in 2-7 business days
• Tracking included
• No-drama fixes: misprint/damage/wrong item = reprint or refund (photo proof, 30 days).
• Shipping (AU): $12 first tee, +$2 each extra
• Classic unisex fit, 100% cotton
Shipping
We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.
Manufacturing
Our products are manufactured both locally and globally. We carefully select our manufacturing partners to ensure our products are high quality and a fair value.
$29.90